Monday, January 17, 2011

Muslim humor?

That is a laugh alone! They ain't got any humor!!! Zip Nada! They don't know how to love laugh or anything else! Sick and twisted the lot of them!

I got this email "muslim humor"and thought well ok I will share it with everyone. I didn't think it was funny but hey who am I to judge. I mean these people are really messed up! They are as bad as the PC people!

Alright already see if you think it's funny because I think its really sad! Oh some of these remind me of the Polack jokes that I had to have in my face growing up. Now that was funny and then they had to change it because of PC issues.
Why? I delt with it very well thank you very much! I didn't need anyone to try and cover for me or protect me from the big bad Polak jokes! I know people are just jealous they weren't born Polish. Their problem not mine.

We are resilient people!

Here is a bit about Polaks before we get to the muzzie jokes:

a Polish Person:

SOME POINTS THAT SHOW HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE POLISH

You are Catholic
Awsome History ( monarchy, legends, wars, miracles, food, talents, bravery,generosity, and much more.)
You could say that you are polish and are much more advanced in intellect
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athletes, and singers
Soccer team
Handball team
Awsome Martial artists
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country until death
Famous for dances, music,parties, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Polish
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it ( perfectionists)
Never lazy!
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Polak around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, white eagle
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Polish, they still know the Polish language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Poland has most of the beautiful cities and sites in the World (including sanctuaries, castles, skycrapers, rivers, etc.)
They aren't show-offs.
They are nice friends.
They respect everyone.
Generous
awsome Drivers
European
Talented

OK SO WHAT IF I'M NOT ALL OF THE ABOVE! I'm not here to impress you!

You can read more about polish folks here

Now for the muslim humor: Warning they are sick!


Q: What's the worst thing about arranged marriages in Islam?
A: No matter who you get, you still end up with a Muslim.

Q: What do you do if you see five Muslims up to their waists in concrete?
A: Pour more concrete.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim woman has committed suicide?
A: There are 50 stab wounds in her back.

Q: What does a Muslim do when the dishwasher stops working?
A: He smacks her across the face.

Q: What is the difference between a roll of toilet paper and the Quran?
A: One is great for wiping your butt and the other comes in 1- and 2-ply.

Q: How do you stop an Egyptian tank?
A: Shoot the dirtbag pushing it.

Q. How do you separate Muslim Men from Muslim Boys?
A. With a crowbar.

Q. How long may you look at a Muslim with one eye closed?
A. Until the magazine is empty.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Did you hear that they have bungee jumping in England now?? Muslims jump for free - no strings attached!

6 comments:

bm said...

Good one, and right on target.

dcat said...

Yes and the pc morons need to get over themselves!

Otherwise the parasites will have their way with us!

tha malcontent said...

Love em, especially this one.

Q: What does a Muslim do when the dishwasher stops working?
A: He smacks her across the face.

tha malcontent said...

A Muslim man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his private part . An Muslim woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ... He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself !'

dcat said...

muzzies are just a laugh a minute!

they don't wear hats they wear rags!

dcat said...

Mal,
I don't think they have much to lift for the ladies to even impress! That is why they use goats and camels.