Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Islamic people should be profiled!

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality…

Absolutely No Profiling! Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test.

These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you remember?

HERE'S THE TEST

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

The pattern here to justify profiling is so obvious. But, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners are not allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

…and the latest news:

Fort Hood Texas ......another Muslim 39 years old killed 13 people and wounded 30 some odd others... Does this fit the profile!

Detroit, Michigan ......another young Muslim attempted to blow up a Northwest/Delta jet on Christmas day... Does this fit the profile!

COME ON AMERICA, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!

7 comments:

The Griper said...

keep after them, babe. with you around it is sure that they will never feel comfortable.:)

dcat said...

That is why I have to moderate! The assholes are on cyber space and are trying to throw in links to kill your computer.

It’s nice to kill them first!

Julie's Jewels said...

Obama's first year: What went wrong. Let me count the ways:
Transforming America to a socialist state, Apology Tour, Kowtowing to dictators, Closing Gitmo, Stimulus, TARP, Card Check, Climate Gate, Copenhagen I, Nobel Peace Prize, The Cambridge Police acted stupidly, 4 months to make a troop decision, Ft Hood Massacre, Christmas Bomber, CZARS, Van Jones, Anita Dunn, Tax Cheats, Daschle, Geithner, Rangle, Health Care takeover, Hidden meaning, Hating on Tea Parties people, Blue Pill, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, Chuck Schumer, Wasserman, Chris Dodd - Countrywide, Raising Debt Ceiling, 14 Trillion dollar deficit, removing missle sheild, insulting our allies, ignoring the people of Iran, stupidly naive foreign policy, bowing to dictators, teleprompter, withholding info about Qom nuclear site, Copenghagen II, Buying votes for healthcare bill, special exemptions for Unions, Mao Christmas ornaments, bitter clingers, If you don't like my policies you are a racist. Supreme Court needs "empathy", Andy Stern, I have more but I'm getting a head ache.

Indigo Red said...

The Smurfs could be Muslim.

dcat said...

I don't like them either!

Tom said...

The Smurfs aren't Muslim because:

1) They didn't try to kill anyone that didn't agree with them.
2) They were very tolerant of everyone.
3) They sang - a lot!
4) They laughed - a lot!
5) Last, Smurfette didn't wear a burka.

Oh yeah - they were blue...

dcat said...

You know damn well they would change their color just to try and confuse idiots!

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