Sunday, February 04, 2007

Hillary's Indian Name

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State ...She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "yes" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

5 comments:

Flag Gazer said...

this is funny!!!

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dcat said...

flag gazer,

Thanks for the heads up on your blog I will come to see it. I am a working fool with no time. I can't believe Mike still checks in now and then.

Almost did away with the comment section all together but it's great when folks like you come.

I do this for the hell of it and it is fun to get things off the chest now and then.

I will need that help! :) Thanks!

Tom said...

Oh so true (and funny)!!

Anonymous said...

“The Top Ten American Indian names for Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton”


Number 10: “Elk with Fat Legs”

Number 9: “Running River Mouth”

Number 8: “1993 – 2001 Co-Chief”

Number 7: “Squaw Say What?”

Number 6: “Smiling Wolf”

Number 5:”Looks Cloudy Thunder Mouth”

Number 4: “Sit like Man in Saddle”

Number 3: “White Lady Weasel”

Number 2: “Little Big Woman”


And the #1 American Indian Name for Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton is……..”SQUAW WITH NO STAIN”

dcat said...

SHE SURE IS A CHARACTER BLEMISH!

RIGHT ON! HEH!