Sunday, January 20, 2008

Outsourcing

I was depressed last night
so I called Lifeline.


Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Coalition Kills 13 terrorists, Detains Three During Operations

A big HURRAH! Go TROOPS!

4 comments:

Joanne said...

Outsourcing at its finest - ah, I needed a good laugh! Bwhahahahaha!!!

dcat said...

Glad I could help Joanne! ;D

The Griper said...

a few facts in regards to the anti-victory crowd.

1. they can recite the number of U.S. troops killed but ask them how many jihadists have been killed and they draw a blank.

2 they can recite the number of our troops that have been wounded but ask them of the enemy wounded and they cannot or will not say.

3 ask them the number of prisoners taken and they have no answer.

4 ask them the number of civilians targeted and killed or wounded and they remain quiet.

but they will holler loud and clear that the war in Iraq is lost to us. that is like an announcer annoucing the score of an opponent without announcing the score of home team then declare we have are losing the game.

dcat said...

Maybe I should have that joke at another post. :)

Griper,
You are 100% correct and who in the hell is listening to the losing media? I stopped listing to them a long time ago!

I really only listen to the positive stuff and to stuff we need to be concerned about!

We do need to press on!