Monday, September 03, 2012

The democRATic convention Agenda

from a blog

2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS 7:20 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER - Reverend Jeremiah Wright 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah 7:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Darryl Hannah 8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! - Al Gore 8:30 pm WHY FOURTH TRIMESTER ABORTIONS MATTER - Barbara Boxer 8:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barbara Boxer 9:00 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES - John Kerry 9:30 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM HUSSEIN AND MUAMMAR GADDAFI - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 9:55 pm INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT COWBOY POETRY, ETC. - Harry Reid 10:00 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon 10:05 pm COLLECTION DRIVE FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN MEMORIAL FUND - Cher 10:30 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn 11:00 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton 11:45 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon's Rack 11:50 pm A PLEA FOR MASS PARDONS OF THE OCCUPY WALL STREET RAPISTS - Howard Dean 12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN AFGHANISTAN'S PRISONS - Michael Moore 12:25 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Jessica Alba 12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi 12:55 am Barack Obama ACCEPTS NOMINATION, GRAMMY, AND TONY AWARDS 1:15 am THE TRUE STORY: HOW I KILLED BIN LADEN - Barack Obama 1:25 am Max Baucus SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM 1:30 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA 1:55 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Mitt McRyan 2:00 am Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home.

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