For the Liberals on Your shopping list

HILLARY CLINTON, CARTOON VILLAIN?
Liberals are furious at new kid's book, while Rush Limbaugh says, "Our hats are off here to Katharine Debrecht and HELP! MOM!"
The year's funniest book for kids - and adults - is also the one most likely to drive a liberal crazy. Website Daily Kos compared it to Nazi propaganda, while the Democratic Underground added the author, an attractive mother of 3, to its list of "Top 10 Conservative Idiots."
BN.com #1 Book HELP! MOM! There Are LIBERALS Under My Bed! has even gotten Hillary "The Hawk" Clinton's press secretary all riled up!
What kind of kid's book could possibly provoke the World's Smartest Woman's mouthpiece? Answer: One that features a cartoon villain who bears an uncanny resemblance to a certain senator from New York, taxing and regulating a child's lemonade stand...and kicking a dog to boot! Buy it on Amazon now!

HELP! MOM! There are LIBERALS Under My Bed tells the story of two brothers who sell lemonade to buy a swing set - knowing they'll appreciate it more if they earn the money themselves. But obstacles appear in the form of caricatures of well-known politicians. Hillary, starring as Rep. Clunkton, orders the boys to reduce the sugar and add broccoli to each order. Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy appears as Mayor Leach, intent on taking half the profits to purchase dustpans instead of letting the boys donate the money to charity. Even Jimmy Carter and the ACLU show up to get their cut!

Of HELP! MOM! Hillary's press secretary said, "Can't wait for the sequel, 'Help! Mom! I Can't Read This Book Because Republicans Have Cut Literacy Programs!'"
To which author DeBrecht replied, "It's ironic that Hillary's press secretary would call for more government intrusion into our lives while bashing my book."
Buy the book that's driving Hillary crazy!

But despite the bashing by loony liberal stalwarts ranging from Andrew Sullivan to Arianna Huffington to Alan Colmes, HELP! MOM!, with its brilliant illustrations by Jim Hummel, sits comfortably on both Amazon and Barnes & Noble's sales charts, and has been hailed as an instant classic by parents and adult readers alike.
There aren't many choices out there for conservative parents. In an era when stories like The Pokey Little Puppy and Make Way For Ducklings have been pushed aside for left-wing propaganda the likes of...
King & King (a "married" homosexual couple embarks on a "honeymoon")
No George No! (a thinly disguised anti-Bush rant)
Americans Who Tell the Truth (an homage to radicals of the hard left)
It's Just a Plant (a child's first weed primer)
The Rainbow Fish (celebrating mediocrity, coercion and appeasement)
...it's high time conservatives had their say. HELP! MOM! There Are LIBERALS Under My Bed! offers an alternative to the usual liberal fare, demonstrating the virtues of capitalism and true diversity of expression in words and pictures that both kids and adults can laugh along with.

Here's what conservatives are saying about HELP! MOM! -
I just read your book and loved it! I have a 9 year-old daughter and have been hoping for many years that someone would write a conservative book for children. It's just what I've been dreaming about. -Brandon H
I love your book! Keep up the good work-I have bought a copy for my kids and nephews (all under age 10) for Christmas this year. This is fabulous-can't wait for future editions. -Dale J
I bought HELP! MOM! as a Christmas gift for my daughter's sister-in-law. The book is adorable. I would have bought more but I only know the one liberal. -Joyce Z
What is it about HELP! MOM! that drives the liberal elite crazy?
Could it be the positive, all-American values the book promotes-values like honesty, compassion, and fortitude?
Could it be the hilarious illustrations penned by an ex-Marine?
Could it be the pictures of Ronald Reagan-and Jesus-that hang on our young heroes' bedroom wall?
Buy your copy today and find out for yourself why HELP! MOM! There Are LIBERALS Under My Bed! is being cheered by conservatives while driving liberals nuts. It's a perfect gift for the all kids on your Christmas list - not to mention your liberal friends!
Order now in time for Christmas!